Best Assett

Music and lyrics by andy bertelsen

Well its obvious

You don’t love me anymore

I could tell today by the carefree way that you walked right out the door

So I’m going down to the bar to drink away my pain

And for the first time in a long time I wont hear you complain

Chorus:            and your beat asset was always your rear end

                        And I might get lost in the memories every now and then

                        And thought I love you more than ever

                        I wont make you stay

                        Cause girl you look so good every time your

                        Walking away

Well now her butt

It was the perfect size and shape

And it made up for her ugly attitude and her aura of disgrace

And she’s done me wrong

For long enough I think

Hell she logged plenty of miles just driving me to drink

Chorus

Now you have done me wrong again

In this romance

We could’ve had something special but you never gave it a chance

And if you want to do me one favor

To help ease the pain

I’ll take a five by eight of your best asset

Up in a picture frame

Chorus